Yesterday, my DSL line went down for a few hours and I thought it was going to be another one of those month-long repair jobs to get it back in service. Fortunately, it was down only because of some technical mishap at the exchange and my service was swiftly restored.
In a sense I’m actually glad that my Internet went down for a while because it forced me to do other things, like, actually getting out of the house for a change. I took the moment of disconnected down-time to take my woofer for a walk…
I should probably do this more often. The little guy definitely enjoyed the outing. I also did some cycling, push-ups and sit-ups in hopes of adding some definition to my skinny frame. I probably have like 0% body fat so anything I do in terms of exercise generally yield great results. I just have to stick with it, do it more often, and then maybe I can look like one of them textbook-fag 6-pack gays. In all honesty though, I prefer being skinny over being a muscular bull-gay. Too much definition isn’t sexy either.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to being a hermit and living life on le Interwebz. Oh wait, this is the Internet. Hello. I love you. xoxo
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