Here’s a funny one for you…

Youngest son: “Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?

Dad: “I will show you.

Dad turns to his wife and asks: “Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?

Wife: “Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars and got the same response.

Dad turns to his elder son: “Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?

Elder son: “Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would not even hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: “You see son, ‘potentially’ we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in ‘reality’ we are living with two hookers and a queer!


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