Now you can be a Snapchat whore. And I don’t just mean that you can send naughty Snapchats showing your cooter to everyone, since you’re already doing that. Thanks to a new partnership between Square and Snapchat, you can actually send cash via Snapchat; Snapcash. Go on, make the creepers open their wallets before you open your beef curtains.

Ok, so that’s not the intended use, is it? Nope? Well, we all know that’s exactly where it’s going. I bet more than 90% of Snapchat users use it purely for sending nude pics that self-destruct after a while. The first thought that popped into my head with the Snapcash announcement was; WHORE! Let’s be serious for a moment, why else would you want to send anyone cash over Snapchat? Maybe for one of the reasons shown in this SnapCash video ad?…

Ok, so maybe being a whore isn’t the main purpose, but we all know that’s what it’ll become. Am I the only one brave enough to call it what it is, or am I wrong? Go on, get Snapchat with Snapcash and send your sweethearts some dollars for pictures of their no-no areas.

You can download Snapchat for free from the App Store [here].

And now, The wonderful lyrics to this oh so innocent looking video ad… 

Snapchat has Snapcash
Just use your Cashtag
Send money easy, it’s oh so breezy
Snapcash with Snapchat

Chat your cash amount
Straight from your bank account
Send money easy, it’s fast and breezy
Snapcash

(Tap the dollar sign)
And you’ll be feelin’ fine
(Put in your debit card)
To get Snapcash online

You can connect your card
And it will be stored securely for future transactions
A wise investment at any age!

*Tap dancing*

Here’s a new feature we’re rolling out
We’re so excited to tell you about
Swipe three [two] fingers to make it rain
Paying people back will never be the same

The dollars float down to their bank account
No longer carry singles in large amounts
Swipe-to-send. Will. Make. Your. Day.

Snapchat has Snapcash
Just use your Cashtag
Send money easy, it’s oh so breezy
Snapcash with Snapchat

Chat your cash amount
Straight from your bank account
Send money easy, it’s fast and breezy
Snapcash, Snapcash, Snapcash in Snapchat!

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