Here we go again. My @TelkomZA line is down. Are they gonna take 3months again to fix it? Stay tuned. That said, I'm closing office for now.

If you assholes could stop adding my email address to shit I didn't actually sign up for, that would be great. Keep your spam to yourself!

Tumblr Brings Apple's Live Photos to the Web, Publishes Open Source Code macrumors.com/2016/09/21/tum…

Who are you? pic.twitter.com/o4jMECTLXC

Children must be protected from religion. twitter.com/localtourkey/s…

@MTNza none of these, not in South Africa anyway cuz of expensive data. In South Africa, the scrapbook is probably still king. #datamustfall

Mmm summer's back ✌️️☀️🌴

People get divorced all the time. What's the big fucking deal? Can you all please calm the fuck down?! pic.twitter.com/HmgiudrMaw

Am I perfect? No. But am I striving to be a better person every day? Also no.

YES, YOU MAY PET ME WHILE I WAIT FOR MY HUMAN davidventer.net/store/dv-homm… pic.twitter.com/lr1Bl7VXxs